This is no lie.  For years, we have been shouting against the din, insisting that the eyewitness, documentary and physical evidence for the Holocaust has been forged, fabricated, mislabelled, misinterpreted, coached, coerced, and manipulated by the Holocaust conspiracy.  Our shameless opponants have tried to silence our voices by telling us that we must present evidence that such forgery, fabrication, mislabelling, misinterpreting, coaching, coercing and manipulating has taken place.

We now have such evidence.

Yes, with the help of the tireless researchers of rotten.com, we have uncovered photographic proof that the allies destroyed valuable evidence at the end of the war.  See for yourself:

What do these pants have to do with the Holocaust, you might ask?  Well, that's the whole point.  Now, due to the destructive efforts of the Allied Thought Police, we may never know.  But we have brought this information to the attention of other couragous revisionist institutions such as the Institute for Sartorial Review and the Committee for Open Debate on Pants In Eastern and Central Europe (CODPIECE), in the hopes that between us we can piece the puzzle together.  For now, however, it is safe to assume that Hitler's pants must have been incriminating to the Holocaust myth in some way, otherwise why would the Americans have destroyed them?

This is the same logic by which we prove that every Nazi who ever confessed to the Holocaust was tortured into doing so: Since it is common that enemies captured by victorious armies are physically mistreated by their captors, we can assume that this happened at the end of World War II as well.  Since torture is rarely performed without a purpose, we can assume that the purpose was to get the Nazis to confess to their crimes, the greatest of which was the Holocaust.  And since confessions obtained under physical coersion are always false, then the descriptions that captured Nazis gave of their role in the Holocaust must also be false.  Hence the fact that the Nazis confessed to the Holocaust is proof that the Holocaust didn't happen, QED.

So to with the Fuhrerpants.  The mere fact of the wanton destruction of evidence depicted above is itself proof that Hitler's pants had the potential to shatter the Allies' propaganda lies, just as the mere fact that they may have mistreated some Nazi prisoners is proof that they had a desire to extract false confessions specifically about the Holocaust.  Clear-headed common sense such as this has allowed revisionism to uncover dozens of truths that have eluded the "qualified" professionals of our controlled academic institutions for decades.