dear people!

hereby i declare the moon as an object of true existance.

yes it is true that objects even thrown with deliberate force do not hit the moon or seem to miss, even if these touch it.
stones bottles and bricks already were tried.
outcome of this experiment led to the wrong conclusions:

those objects all came back, because these bounced back.

Last week with full moon i stuck my nose out of the window and i smelled cheese.
cheese is soft and has an incredible bauceability.
the wind that night was from the moon directed to me.
the smell could not be anything else!

i washed my cod before,

it was no sweat either,

for dis occasion i had stored my shoes and socks at the other end of the house.

so count your money and send me the check!
with $100.000.= one can buy an awfull tot of cheese.

we donot need the moon, because we have cows (the reason the moon is'n eaten until now.
sincirely kiv katz, timetraveller and cheese merchant

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