Dear Mad,

The proof for the existence of the moon is in nearly every video store in the country.  Ever see "2001 - A Space Odyssey"?  In it, the Monolith (which evolved us into beings who can hit things with bones and operate television remote controls) was dug up on the moon.

Here's the kicker, though ... the movie is FICTION!  Nobody hides this fact. "2001" is always listed under science fiction. I proved this further by staying awake for most of the year 2001, and I never heard the high-pitched sound the monolith made after they uncovered it. Any reasonable person must therefore conclude that the Monolith was never dug up, and is still up there, covered up and hidden in a zillion tons of matter which we call the moon. Therefore, the moon MUST exist.

Curiously, this realization came to me the other night while I was hitting things with bones and changing television channels.
 
 

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