(come on, Partenopea @semprescettica, this page IS A PARODY, aimed at RIDICULING all stupid deniers, NOT a genuine historical "research". Stop using it to deny the Irish Famine!)

We at THE MAD REVISIONIST have noticed that it has of late become fashionable for North Americans to look back to their ethnic origins and dredge up a laundry list of grievances against the ethnic majority based upon the woes suffered by their ancestors.  Aboriginals have the Trail of Tears and Wounded Knee; blacks have slavery and segregation; Jews have the Holocaust.  The aforementioned "laundry list" is generally presented to white society along with expectations of some sort of recompense, the exact nature of which is never specified so as to keep them guessing about the balance on their debt to society.

With Americans of even partial Irish ancestry numbering at least 50 million in the U.S. alone, it is hardly surprising that so many whites, anxious to keep up with the Joneses, play up Irish branches of their family trees and cite the Great Hunger of the 1840s as their answer to the Holocaust.  In fact, some rabid North Americans of Irish ancestry now claim that the British deliberately created and maintained economic conditions that allowed the Great Hunger to go unchecked.  Pity these poor souls.  If they but knew the truth, they would renounce their (often meager) Hibernian roots in horror.

The truth is that the Irish potato famine was, in fact, an elaborate hoax, perpetrated by the shadowy puppet masters of Ireland to lull an unsuspecting world into quietly acquiescing to their sinister plans.  These sinister plans are revealed in full in the Protocols of the Elders of Eire, an online version of which is coming soon to this site.  In this essay, however, we shall focus exclusively on only one hideous prong of their attack on the non-Celtic world.*

First, let us examine the facts, which, in the case of the alleged potato famine, defy all logic and common sense.  We are told that the entire agricultural crop of Ireland was devastated by a single fungus – the phytophthora infestans.  However, revisionist research has revealed that this fungus strikes only potatoes, and only certain types of potatoes at that.  Are we expected to believe that no one in Ireland was growing anything other than those specific strains of potato that succumb to the phytophthora infestans?  When one examines the evidence, one finds that this is not the case.  In fact, throughout the period of the alleged famine, Ireland continued to export crops of various kinds.(!)  Why would they export food while they themselves were starving?

Now let’s look at the numbers.  As with the Holocaust, no one can seem to agree on the matter of how many people actually died in this so-called famine.  This was the discrepency that first started me on the road to potato revisionism.  It has become a matter almost of religious faith that the number of victims was in the order of about 1.5 million.  However, estimates have been known to vary wildly.  Several years ago, I read an article in the New York Times that discussed the number of people who actually died, from all causes, during the Irish Famine of the 1840s.  I read about how the number was now estimated to be about 500,000.  Tears of joy ran down my face as I sat back and put my feet on the desk.  How happy I felt for the Irish people of the world.  What a great time to rejoice.  But guess what?  There were no parties or TV specials.  No newspaper reports.  The media continued to repeat the 1.5 million number and still do.

When asked how they manage to arrive at such wildly varying estimates, the best that historians can do is to refer to “demographic statistics”.  The implication being, of course, that if population analysis shows a certain number of people unaccounted for, it automatically follows that they starved to death!  The hole in this argument should be apparent.

Why then, do scholars rely on such an inexact method for determining the number of people who fell victim to the potato famine?  What exactly are they hiding by their avoidance of the much more reliable documentary and physical evidence?  The truth, which the establishment fears, is that the amount of physical remains that can be reliably attributed to the period of the alleged famine show only a miniscule fraction of the number of deaths commonly cited.  And what about death records?  Wasn’t every death then, as now, documented by a death certificate?  Indeed, the number of deaths that can be certified by documentary evidence is far closer to the much smaller number that can be verified by physical remains, and quite a ways off from the 1.5 million number that mainstream historians continue to push on us with their shady “demographic statistics”.

But while death records during the 1840’s are few and far between, there was, simultaneously, a different phenomenon that was much more scrupulously recorded, to which the documents attest in abundance: emigration.  Curious, is it not, that while 1.5 million Irish were busy dying in secret, documented evidence proves that more than 1 million were quietly emigrating.  It is in this way that the Potato Hoax was manipulated by the Elders of Eire to maximum political and financial benefit.  By exaggerating the damage done by one silly little crop fungus to monumental proportions, they were able to orchestrate an Irish diaspora, thus securing a foothold in North America that eventually locked in a huge voting bloc for their master the Pope.  EoE agents in the diaspora reorganized themselves into the Hibernian Occupational Government (HOG), which now controls the Irish vote in the United States.  This is the very same voting bloc that elected such HOG puppets as John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan, who represent the communist and capitalist extremes that the Irish dominate.  This is the same voting bloc that will do whatever its twin masters Dublin and Vatican City tell it to do.

All is not lost, though.  With the aid of clear-sighted truth-seekers like yourself, THE MAD REVISIONIST can thwart the devilish machinations of HOG.  We call for nothing less than a boycott of all Irish products (we even shudder to use the term "boycott," as it was coined by the Irish).  For their own safety, we also urge our supporters not to undertake any travel through Boston (HOG headquarters).  Desperate times call for desperate measures; if you can't live without a pint of Harp or seeing Riverdance then you deserve no less than the yoke your Hibernian masters will place upon you.

[In our next installment: Bronfmans and Kennedys, Rothschilds and Guinnesses (oh my!): The ZOG-HOG Connection]

* NOTE: It is actually erroneous to refer to the Irish as Celts, though we do so because our readers may not be aware of the distinction.  Although the Irish may have some Celtic blood in them, their island was beset by the same waves of invasion as England was.  Therefore, they are just as much Saxon, Viking, or Normand as they are Celt.  Consequently, their claim on Northern Ireland is as ludicrous as Norway or Normandy laying claim to it.  However, it is also a fact, suppressed from our schools and from the controlled media, that the Celts migrated from as far as Eastern Europe, and possibly into the steppes of Russia.  Therefore, there can be no more doubt: revisionist research has proved conclusively that the true Celts are in fact EAST EUROPEAN JEWS!

Expose: Potato Hoax DENIED by the Institute for Historical Review

THE MAD REVISIONIST: We do not recruit; we convince. Truth has no need of coercion. We invite your support and submissions.

For relentless Famine fanaticism, on the other hand, contact:The Irish Potato Famine Page

For another Irish point of view, visit: Interpreting The Irish Famine, 1846-1850

Or click here for the standard HOG Establishment famine propaganda

This photograph is labelled on the website Interpreting The Irish Famine, 1846-1850, as "A family evicted by their landlords" (Source: Lawrence Collection, National Library of Ireland).  However, when you look at it, how can you really tell that that's what's happening?  They could be just out for a walk.  Or perhaps the police are there to arrest them for a perfectly legitimate criminal offence.  Or it could have been staged - doesn't it look like they're posing?  And if it was really an eviction, then why would it have been photographed?  This picture obviously cannot serve as proof that the alleged famine happened.  Mislabelling of photographs such as this one is a central tenet of the Potato Hoax.

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